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Steps to Summoning the Unholy Spirit of Gorbachev:

1) Enter a dark bathroom, close the door.
2) Light a candle and stare directly into the mirror.
3) Whisper, quietly, in a spooky voice, "Gorbachev, Gorbachev, Gorbachev".

Voila. You're welcome.

Gorbachev's Birthmark

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I think it's a solar panel giving him extraordinarily long life.