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Custer Says Relax

We Never Boil Our Beer

Coors has a giant pipeline that pumps that pure Rocky mountain water to Virginia.

And they don't believe in boiling their wort. Always a big no-no. Classic rookie mistake.

I Thought It Started With Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle"

Here you go--have this song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. I'm pretty sure the video is an early Jockey ad.

Gone Are The Days of the Panda/Dodo Knife Fight

The Subculture, Not the People That Sacked Rome

I Usually Post Links to Wikipedia For My Jokes

Detente

Steps to Summoning the Unholy Spirit of Gorbachev:

1) Enter a dark bathroom, close the door.
2) Light a candle and stare directly into the mirror.
3) Whisper, quietly, in a spooky voice, "Gorbachev, Gorbachev, Gorbachev".

Voila. You're welcome.

Gorbachev's Birthmark

Fashion Disaster Avengers

I think it's a solar panel giving him extraordinarily long life.

Jubilame

Jubilation Vlad

I Would Be Cyclops

I Would Actually Like to See That Game

Let's Just Set This Word Aside, Shall We?

Post-modern pwnage. Shockingly, still lame.

I Hate Falling Off the Track

Like Temple of Doom, But With Pandas

Having Zombie Custer chew on your brain is like having a hot stone massage.

Also, Temple of Doom is an awesome movie.

"From the Earth to the Moon"---Sure...

Estragon is sporting his fancy cosmonaut look there. Very retro.

It sucks what's left of his brain into his chest. Or vice versa.

Zombie Custer Feasts On Brains

Mad cow is actually caused by prions, which are kind of like protein viruses.

Oh, and Zombies feast on brains.

I really don't know what I did before Wikipedia. I'm pretty sure I was more productive...

A Melange of Pork Products

The Basic Tenets of Veganism

N.B.:
Yes, I know:
Civil War 1861-1865.
Free verse is unmetered.


However, Emerson's "Self-Reliance" is stil boring.

#8 - They Do Not Move

Cast

Vladimir is an emo vampire.
He is trying to be a vegan.



Estragon is a werepanda.
He is too punk for his own good.



Zombie Custer is the undead corpse of General George Custer, forced to wander the earth.



Cy is both a cyclops and a minotaur. Jackpot!



Xeno is a geeky mummy.