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Custer Says Relax

We Never Boil Our Beer

Coors has a giant pipeline that pumps that pure Rocky mountain water to Virginia.

And they don't believe in boiling their wort. Always a big no-no. Classic rookie mistake.

I Thought It Started With Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle"

Here you go--have this song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. I'm pretty sure the video is an early Jockey ad.

Gone Are The Days of the Panda/Dodo Knife Fight

The Subculture, Not the People That Sacked Rome

I Usually Post Links to Wikipedia For My Jokes

Detente

Steps to Summoning the Unholy Spirit of Gorbachev:

1) Enter a dark bathroom, close the door.
2) Light a candle and stare directly into the mirror.
3) Whisper, quietly, in a spooky voice, "Gorbachev, Gorbachev, Gorbachev".

Voila. You're welcome.

Gorbachev's Birthmark

Fashion Disaster Avengers

I think it's a solar panel giving him extraordinarily long life.